🟢 He’s small. He’s slick. And he runs the underground.
Welcome to the Weasel Mafia—where loyalty is earned, not bought. Dressed to kill and cool as ice, this neon gangster ferret doesn’t bark orders—he whispers them. Sharp mind, sharper suit. Cross him? You'll wake up with glitter in your shoes and your crypto wallet mysteriously empty.
This sweatshirt isn’t just a vibe. It’s a lifestyle. Made for street kings, meme queens, and anyone who lives on the edge of humor, hustle, and unexpected power.
Wear it like you run things. Because maybe… you do. 🐾💼
Product features - Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester - Ethically produced using US-grown cotton - Durable double-needle stitching ensures longevity - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Available for embroidery on left or center chest
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
